"There's no such thing as idiot-proof, society will just end up making a better idiot."
- Unknown

"Death is not the most tragic loss in life. The most tragic loss is what dies inside of you while you're still alive."
- Unknown

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. "
- Unknown

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
- Edward Abbey

"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion."
- Sir Francis Bacon

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
- Buddha

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored."
- Wayne Campbell

"Worry not that no one knows of you; seek to be worth knowing."
- Confucius

"Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites."
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein

"By setting up special para-state agencies or "corporations" to replace failing or inadequate private enterprises, [Mussolini] was able to control the important economic sectors. Elitists everywhere found that laudable."
- Ernest Fitzgerald

"If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me."
- Larry Flynt

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"
- Benjamin Franklin

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
- Mahatma Ghandi

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
- Evenlyn Beatrice Hall

"They say that 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."
- Eddie Izzard

"Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear."
- Thomas Jefferson

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel."
- Samuel Johnson

"A decent provision for the poor is the true test of civilization."
- Samuel Johnson

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"
- Samuel Johnson

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy

"We will bury you."
- Nikita Khrushchev

"Homophobia is like racism and anti-Semitism and other forms of bigotry in that it seeks to dehumanize a large group of people, to deny their humanity, their dignity and personhood"
- Coretta Scott King

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Death gives meaning to our lives. It gives importance and value to time. Time would become meaningless if there were too much of it. If death were indefinitely put off, the human psyche would end up, well, like the gambler in the "Twilight Zone" episode."
- Ray Kurzweil

"Stupidity should be painful."
- Anton La Vey

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
- Groucho Marx

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
- Groucho Marx

"Religion is the opiate of the masses."
- Karl Marx

"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
- George McGovern

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H.L. Menchken

"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office."
- H.L. Menchken

"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
- H.L. Menchken

"Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism as it is a merger of state and corporate power."
- Benito Mussolini

"'Faith' means not wanting to know what is true."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"There are no maps. You can't map a sense of humor."
- Terry Pratchett

"I am convinced that we can do to guns what we've done to drugs: create a multi-billion dollar underground market over which we have absolutely no control."
- George L. Roman

"Wisest is he who knows he does not know."
- Socrates

"If you buy a Coke instead of a Pepsi, you just deprived Pepsi of a sale. That doesn't make it theft. Loss of a sale, for whatever reason, isn't theft."
- Some Slashdot User

"Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."
- Henry David Thoreau

"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost."
- J.R.R. Tolkien

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."
- Mark Twain

"People say I do not appreciate books. I say I prefer the auditory and visual to the literary arts."
- John Vines

"You never realize how important your integrity is until you lose it."
- John Vines

"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president."
- Kurt Vonnegut

"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves."
- Robert Anton Wilson

"Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex."
- Frank Zappa

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed"
- Mao Zedong

"Death is but Death and why are you scared at it?"
- Zhang Liao (Wenyuan)

"A thousand words may flow from a petty scholars pen, but not a single idea is to be found."
- Zhuge Liang (Kongming)