You know what more than grinds my gears? Peole who can't fucking change lanes. Seriously, in the past week I've almost been side swiped twice. And I've hardly driven this week.

The first was on the way to Rob's Thursday night. I was coming down the hill after Summit Lawn exit so of course about halfway to exit 60 (Quakertown) I make my way over from the left lane to the right lane and I end up behind a tractor trailer in the right lane, no biggy. One guy throws up his right turn signal to move into my lane when I'm right beside him. No biggy 'cause I'm going faster so I pass him. Then about 1/8 mile before the exit lane starts a guy in the adjacent lane also through up his turn signal and starts moving... when our cars overlap eachother for about 2 feet. I swerve over, hit my brakes a bit, and wail on my horn and he gets the hint. Of course by then I slowed down so then he passes ahead of me... jerkass.

The second time was just now, on Tilghman. I'm making the left off of Centronia to go West and there's a guy in a red van who makes the right onto Tilghman going west too. For those of you not aware, it is briefly two lanes, but merges rather soon. So the guy behind me whips around me and squeezes in front to pass the guy in the van, who I'm gaining distance on. So I'm still going, the guy who's supposed to yield because his lane is ending (red van dude) doesn't check his blind spot when he merges over... almost into me. I swerve over into the left turn lane then swerve back into my lane when I've passed him distance wise and he got his retarded ass back over. I could really feel the car sway on that one too.


So, in short, check your god damned mirrors before your merge. And you're fucking blind spot too, assclowns.

sounds like you've been a victim of the Jersey slide... (yes apparently they have a name for it now)

PA plates though...